Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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