This is not my ceiling
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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