Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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