if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
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As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
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Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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