I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
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5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
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I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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