She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
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He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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