Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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