I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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