College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
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she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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