Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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