She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
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you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
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IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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