That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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