Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
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because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
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I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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