I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
The ass gains better be worth it
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