Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
wow bdsm is so cute
Randomize
