operation have a gay friend backfired
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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