So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
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So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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