And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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