She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
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