were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
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Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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