my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
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i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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