Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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