Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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