she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
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it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
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Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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