im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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