4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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