Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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