all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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