I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
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Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
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It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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