Where is the hickey?
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
