i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
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ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
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Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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