seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
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New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
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your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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