I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
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I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
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It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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