I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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