i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
