Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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