Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
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Do I have a choice?
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At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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