I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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