Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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