I need help removing her.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
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Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
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He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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