I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
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It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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