So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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