I love black thongs
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
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All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
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I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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