Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
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dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
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I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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