Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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