Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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