We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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