Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
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I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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