she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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