Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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