You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
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Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
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I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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