I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Your cock deserves a montage
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
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I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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