YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i just google imaged poop.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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