We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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