But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
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I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
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