Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
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I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
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I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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