he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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