drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
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Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
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I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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