can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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